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Ginsu knives got nothing on me

- January 13th, 2009

Just when you thought photographers had created and sold every possible sell-able thing to other photographers, the ultimate must-have device has hit the streets.

You are not going to believe how absolutely revolutionary this one-of-a-kind thingy is.

You must buy immediately!

This is a limited time offer and the world may just come to an end if you don’t.

CLICK HERE to see what everyone is talking about!

- Dane

PS… just in case you didn’t get it yet, this is a parody :).

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16 Responses to “Ginsu knives got nothing on me”

  1. Jerry Frazier Says:

    Hi Dane, the clip isn’t working.

  2. Dane Says:

    Hi Jerry.. you need to click the “CLICK HERE” link to see the show. The picture is just a screen shot from http://askdane.com... sorry for the confusion. I hope you like it!

  3. Jay Bass Says:

    Don’t forget to say “You could be eligible for cash and prizes worth (well under) ONE MILLION DOLLARS!” LOL

  4. Dominoe Imus Says:

    It’s like I knew what was coming but the excitement was so tangible I couldn’t NOT click the link!

  5. Chris Humphreys Says:

    Dane, that picture of you is absolutely classic. :)

  6. Matthew Saville Says:

    …SAC! …DOT COM! Ahhh, I had to watch that like four times before I even watched the rest. I love it…

    Totally agree with the *real* message, of course…

    =Matt=

  7. Michael S. Wade Says:

    Fast Track Photographer is full of tips, tricks and ideas to get you motivated into looking for your true calling in this business. While Dane gives you great advice on how to jump start your business he is also providing the motivation to get you to act now. After 20 years in photography I found myself getting bogged down with the daily grind, but Fast Track Photographer got my fires of creativity burning again and inspired me to get up, get out and do something different. This is a must read for any photographer who wants to know how things are done in this generation of technology and marketing. It isn’t just about pictures anymore.

  8. William Mannhardt Says:

    IT’S THE AMAZING BILLY DANE MAYS!

  9. Trina Knudsen Says:

    Dane. well said.The whole fast track photographer concept really embraces finding out who you are as a photographer. If you are constantly trying to be just like someone else, you lose touch with who you really are in the process. Hope all is well! I will be at WPPI; I would love to meet up sometime during the conference. Take care.

  10. Eddie Bojorquez (Studio 512) Says:

    I definitely agree with your answer – always have. Even when I asked.

    I’ve been interested in hearing your take on why so many successful photographers do seem to have products and…things out there. I’ve sort of realized that it’s really that they are just the most visible. I know many wonderful, successful photogs who aren’t really out in the public eye, so you don’t know about them. It’s like Christians who are actually followers of Christ in their quiet humility and love for others. The ‘crazies’ are the ones making the news. Ha ha. Maybe that’s a bad example.

    More could definitely be said on the topic, but your back-to-the-issue kind of answer is perfect. Thanks so much.
    -Eddie “B” : )

  11. Lowell Sannes Says:

    Fast Track Photographer has helped me find out who I am as a photographer. I’ve been a part time photographer for a few years now. Although I love to fly, my passion has always been photography and Fast Track has inspired me to pursue a career change. I plan on being at WPPI as well. See you there!

  12. Lowell Sannes Says:

    Fast Track Photographer has helped me find out who I am as a photographer. I’ve been a part time photographer for a few years now. I’m a commercial pilot for my day job. Although I love to fly, my passion has always been photography and I’ve been Fast Tracking at 33000 feet. Dane, you have inspired me to pursue a career change. I plan on being at WPPI as well. See you there!

  13. Joel Mikulyak Says:

    Hi Dane,

    I just finished your book and the pDNA. My results are all over the board, but it just makes me want to work harder. I loved the book and will read it many times over! Thanks!

    Also, I hope you don’t mind, but I posted a link in my blog to your website. It’s a photography blog, and I have a photographer of the week post. If you have any problems with it, let me know! Thanks

    Joel

  14. Dane Says:

    No problem Joel. Thanks for the link in!

  15. Christopher Bartelski Says:

    Hey Dane,

    I’m totally loving these videos, they are like little nuggets of photography goodness. Well produced, short, satisfying and awesome!
    Can’t wait for episode #4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12…

    Chris.

  16. Sir David Esquire Says:

    I’m so bummed you didn’t offer a Bedazzler! I really was wanting one. Snap!

    Thank you for keeping it fresh & younique – cheers!

    David Esquire
    Esquire Photography
    http://www.esquirephotography.com

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